Saturday, January 10, 2009
Tony the Laptop
so yesterday i traveled into the nearby city, Lincoln, and got myself a cheap phone (for like £20 or something) to which i've already screwed up and this uber cute little laptop that fits in my handbag. its so adorable. i named it Tony. All my things have names. My handbag is Maxxie, my wallet Sid, my laptop Tony and my phone Chris. Can anyone see the pattern there? I love my Skins boys. Except Anwar. Cause he shits me massively.Hes too selfish and a homophobe. Both annoy me. Die Anwar die. Anway the city is massive compared to Woodhall Spa where i am. I mean Woodhall Spa doesnt even have round-a-abouts. It has circles painted on the road with arrows around it. Thats how small this village is. But despite that i love it. Its so friendly and quaint. I wanna marry it. Ok thats a lie. Techically i wanna marry David Boreanaz cause one day he'll wake up and relise he made a mistake marrying his porn star wife and that he's actually in love with me and always has been. Then we have sex. Losta sex.
ok so i went off on a tangent. sorry. anway cause i was forced to read catcher in the rye i believe its my duty to say how much it sucked. completly. all Holden is is a phoney. shits me up the wall he does. how that book got famous is beyond me. please dont kill me Mesa...
anyway enough for now!