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Thursday, August 27, 2009

PARIS: montmatre


So today was our bumming around day. We slept in, which was awesome, then went make-up shopping where I got me a new mascara, a wicked sparkly blue eyeliner and an awesome lipgloss called Eric. Now most people know I like to name my possessions so its natural for you to assume I named my lipgloss Eric. But suprisingly I didn't. This chain of lipgloss by brand Urban Decay names each colour not by some cheesy cliche like 'summer berries' and crap but by the name of the hot guy on the lid. The lids are quite big and have holograms on it which changes from Eric dressed in a suit to Eric in underwear. The front has his gorgeous abs, the back has his gorgeous ass.

All together I like Eric.

Anyway, after the shopping we went up to Sacre Couer, in Montmatre, which was ok fun. I got a pretty set of kitty earrings :) then we quickly went and showed Jac and Paul the Moulin Rouge (WAY less impressive in real life then in the movie).

Now i'm about to eat, shower, sleep. Possibly talk to Tom somewhere amoungst that.

Ta ta dearies,



So we arrived on the eurostar in paris then went straight to the hotel. The others went walkies whilst i enjoyed some needed quiet time. Sleep was seriously welcome! Then the next day...

HELLO EIFFEL TOWER! So we got up uber early and went to the Eiffel tower cause jacs wanted to climb it without crowds. Well there wasnt any real crowds which was fair awesome cause it meant we could really enjoy the view. However, cause im a lazy ass, i caught the lift down instead of climbing down one of the legs with the others i ended up waiting at the base for like 20 mins alone. In those 20 mins i saw some of those annoying guys who go around trying to sell shitty souviners, illegally of course, get caught by two undercover coppers who snatched them pretty violently. It was fair intresting actually. It was good to see that the coppers do their duty here.

Anyway after the brawl we checked out Notre Dame and had lunch at the same creperie i ate at last time i was over here in paris which was nice. Then we all came back and collapsed into our bed to the news of ted kennedys death.

Well ted kennedy eh? Bout time he died, the bastard. Who cares what he did politically. How he left the girl to die in a submerged car is horrid. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Im off,



off we toddled back to london. here me and the family checked out the tower of london and i introduced my family to joss whedons new series, Dollhouse. not much else happened in london. we bailed on the euro star to our next destination, PARIS!

Highlights of London revisited:
-dad, paul and i getting the tv stuck on a porn sight, trying to change it using the dodgy remote before my mother walked in
-seeing the wicked torture equipment in the tower of london
-getting PAID

more on my adventures later,


Saturday, August 22, 2009

New Moon teaser trailer 2

heads up twilight fans, a second trailer has been released, this one showing MUCH more footage and with taylor lautner commentating on particular elements of the movie.

oh yeh, its go lots of hotness in it :)




kilt land. SCOTLANDDDD

nwards to scotland! Travelling up through belfast whilst listening tol baelic music and looking at the masses of beautiful purple heather we made our way to our ferry, an uber fast one that pumps out the same amount of water in a minute as niagra falls does in a second. Annoying ther ferry was delayed about 40 mins which made us late for our evening activity which was a traditional scottish evening. Anyways, we got our asses to this evening do which turned out to be hell fun. The dancing was amazing, as was the singing, and i even found the bagpipes endurable! But the most important part of the evening was the ceremony of the haggis.

Yes, i ate haggis.

And it actually didnt taste half bad and OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE CUTEST PUPPY!!!

...sorry. Im writing this on the bus as i leave scotland and we just stopped on the boarder and there was an adorable puppy....BUT more on that next entry.

Back to scotland now...

so after the evening i bailed back to the hotel whilst mum and dad went for walkies and attempted to call tom. This however was hahd since i had no reception in my room which ment i was exiled to the stairwell. By now i was fair pissed cause i was looking forward to a warm bath and a long convo with my boyfriend but instead had a cold stiarwell and a brief greeting :(

but the next day i awoke hopeful of a fun day. We had a brief bus tour with a scottish man who gave us the low down on everything which was fair intresting. Then we were released to the beautiful city of edinburgh to explore. After brief shopping i bailed back to the hotel and slept for a couple hours before going to the military tattoo performance which was HELL awesome. Taking place outfront edinburgh castle there were fireworks, hundreds of of bagpipes, dancers, drum sitcks with lights in them and drumsticks on FIRE. Awesome much?!

Then to top off the night i got to talk to my boyfriend which was great cause i was missing him muchly.

Okie doke more for you guys later!


Fiddly dee potatoes. IRELAND.

So when you think about ireland one of the first things to spring to mind is guiness. So whilst chilling out in ireland me and the family went on a guiness tour 3wich happened to coinside with the 250th anniversary of the drink, to that very day. Lucky us! So after a brief tour of the guiness factory and a complementary drink (i chose lemonade instead of guiness cause i cant stand the stuff) we settled down for a awesome ass meal (i did at tis point have some guiness just for the sake of it before being ushered out and bused back to our hotel.

Our hotel was fair nice. We where on the bottom floor and had 3 belconies off our room plus a nice big tv and free internet which allowed me to abuse facebook. And update my blog of course. Now, due to lack of internet i am sitting on the bus typing this entry into a word document which i will paste on blogger cause i dont wanna forget anything.

The only one annoying thing about dublin is that its in southern ireland which means that its not part of the UK. To me that means euros, not pounds and much more expensive text messages. The result of this? I have no money and cant even complain about it to my boyfriend.

Highlights of Dublin:
-watching mums face as she had some guiness, bloody priceless!
-paul overflowing the sink in the hotel bathroom whilst soaking his stained shirt
-me wondering why people where looking at me oddly until i realised i was in one of the most catholic countries in the world and wearing my big pentagram earrings. Oops.

Okie doke time for me to try and nap now, though im highly doubtful i will be able to on this cursed bus,


Tuesday, August 18, 2009


ahoy hoy there,

next stop for us was ireland! after bailing waled via a ferry we reached the old viking town of waterford, home of the famous waterford crystal. upon arriving we were all pretty buggered so sleep was welcome.

the next morning we got up and had a brief walking tour with an awesome guide (a hell of better guide then our main tour one) who made us laugh and even entertained us via roll play. then afte4r the tour we all climbed on the bus excited about going to the waterford crystal factory (jacs especially) to be told by our fuck head guide that it was closed down. GRRRR much?

so from there we contiued our way to dublin, stopping at the irish stud on the way, the stud being where they train award winning horses. upon arriving at our seaside hotel in dublin we ate, then slept.

the next day we got up and went into the city to see the book of kells and explore. mum bought me a new claddah ring, a nice big one to replace my old broken one, as well as one for herself and jacs, though theres were identical and smaller, more delicate.

after that we went on a tour of the guiness factory where we saw how its made and brewed and such and afterwards a free drink (i chose NOT to have guiness since its FERAL tasting) in the gravity bar, a circular room 7 stories high with glass walls before a lovely meal below.

highlights of ireland:

-pauls face as he was used in the roleplay and told jacs character had 22 kids :D
-getting my awesome new ring
-seeing the magnificent library in trinity college
-jacs getting some waterford crystal
-mums face as she tried guiness and completely hated it!!!

adventures from my next destination, scotland to come!



Bath and Wales

hey hey there!

so heres some more info on my lovely adventures...

from london me and the family got on a bus tour that took us round the UK. first stop, stonehenge. my first question on that- what the hell makes something a henge? like did a person come round and go 'oohhh this looks henge like!' or something?!

then we travelled on to bath, home of the roman baths as well as jane austen. that was fair fun due to all the history aspect of it all.

anyway after that we all hopped back on the bus and got ready for more driving to our next destination: wales. so other than getting really annoyed about how confusing welsh is to look at (i say look cause there was no chance in hell i could read it) we had an intresting night with all of us sitting in mum, dads and my room watching anchor man. god, we are awesome. the next day, onwards to ireland!!!

highlights from wales:

-meeting shitloads of americans on our tour
-falling over infront of heaps of people at stonehenge then convincing my mother that my clumsiness is not new, ive had it all my life
-getting a new bracelet to add to my collection
-watching anchor man (best movie ever)

adventures in ireland coming soon!




hello kiddos,

sorry for the lack of posting, ive been travelling around the uk as you all know. heres an update on my adventures...

it started with tom driving me to heathrow to meet my dad and brother in law, paul upon their arrival. dad was due to arrive at 5.55AM and paul 6.40AM (they were on different flights cause they flew different companies) however, pauls flight was delayed 4 hours and my dad was clueless. hence an immediate fuck up in tom and my plans. so paul and i decided that tom and i would pick dad up, take him to the hotel and paul would get his own ass there. so my awesome boyfriend drove me through the wee hours of the morning with no sleep after a 6 our shift to pick my dad up. we then waited and hour and a half for my dad to arrive to find out he was came out of a different terminal and hour previosly. oh joy. we then navigated our way out of heathrow and into london where we arrived at our hotel but because of the early hour, were unable to check in. so it was hello hyde park but more importantly...


they are so 'naaaaaaaaaaw' worthy creatures. plus tom promised to get me one. so after many hours in hyde park we met up with paul and all was well.

adventures in london include-

-me lying in four major parks; hyde park, st.james park, green park and the one next to big ben
-paul and i having a waterfight and getting soaked in the gardens next to big ben
-jacs,my sister, and i cramming into a urine smelling telephone booth
-buying two mangoes as a random object for a bet
-being dubbed by tom 'the squirrel lady'
-squeezing all our luggage plus jacs plus paul plus me into a black cab
-having mum tear up when i gave her a goodnight kiss
-being able to bail at the end of each night into toms arms :)

yeh so thats the shizz on london. more adventures next post!



Monday, August 10, 2009


just thought i would give you all a heads up, im going travelling with my mother, dad, sister and brother in law in a couple of days so i probably wont be able to blog for a couple of weeks :(

so i hope that you guys have aN AWESOME couple of weeks and when i come back i shall have lovely stories to share with you all.



Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Vampires Assistant

heads up, new vamp movie to hit. though this one promises to be a bit quiriker then you average blood and sex vampire story.

also known as 'cirque du freak' the story follows the character of darren shan played by chris massoglia who becomes the assistant to the intresting vampire larten of cirque du freak, character played by john c rielly.

a promising film that gives a different image of vampires... heres the trailer...



Why Joss Whedon is god

why do you ask, do i adore joss wedon?

because he understands the value of not having a completely happy ending. he understands and hows though his work, that happiness comes at a price and that it doesnt always come to everyone. because of this you can never predict his endings. no matter what, you will always be in some way, completely suprised.

example one:

see ending for season 2 of buffy the vampire slayer. buffy fights angelus in hopes that willow can restore his soul. instead of angel having his soul restored, the world not ending and buffy and him being happy together like it would if stephanie meyer was writing it, angelus opens the gateway to hell, has his soul restored in time for buffy to send the man she loved into hell. the audience DID NOT see that one coming.

example two:

see ending of season 4 angel. world peace has finally happened. so what happens? angel and his crew destroy world peace and get rewarded by having their arch nemisis wolfram and hart turn aro9und and give them the keys to their mutli million dollar law firm. LIKE WTF MATE?

example three:

see ending of serenity. instead of our hero mal or another one of the warriors like zoe or jane dying the three victims are a preacher, shepard book, a pilot, wash *sniff* and a computer nerd, mr. universe. all of which were unepected.

to sum up, joss is god bacause he doesnt follow the mould and he will always suprise his audiences.



Angel vs. Edward

for all TRUE vampire lovers around the world the obsession did not begin with edward cullen. it started with brad pitt and tom cruise in interview with a vampire or gary oldman in bram stokers dracula or in my case, angel from buffy the vampire slayer.

the point im trying to make here- edward, there aint nothing unique about you. so you sparkle- big deal!

and in the words of joss whedon, creator of buffy the vampire slayer, 'angel would kick the shit out of him. he's angelus.'

joss, i completely agree.

love from


Wednesday, August 5, 2009


now i, like many others, enjoy gaming. half-life, counter strike, unreal tournament and doom are just some examples of popular games which thrive on an audience wanting danger, adventure but most importantly, violence. though despite how good graphics get it will still always be, merely a game.

new movie, entitled 'gamer' suggests otherwise.

'Gamer' is set in the future where the world of online gaming has taken a new concept. instead of creating a character to control in dangerous situations you control a live human being who is forced to bend to your will.

so if you lose the game, someone loses their life...

starring the ever so awesome gerald butler with music by marilyn manson on the soundtrack, 'gamer' promises to be the next big action movie.

heres the link for you to check out:

enjoy bitches!



so whats the best thing to do whilst waiting for paint to dry?

why watchng scrubs of course!

except when you start watching it you become attracted to the ever so lovely bastard, dr.cox.

like WTF mate? how can i be finding the mean, cruel, harsh blunt ass of a man perry cox completely sexy?

mate, im as confused as you.

so i wanna know if anyone else has ever found a completely random character sexy or cute or hot or damn right do-able.



Monday, August 3, 2009

Johnny Whitworth

my first exposure to johnny whitworth was when at the young age of 8 i watched the awesome film empire records at my sisters 16th birthday party where johnny played the utterly gorgeous character of AJ.

now the reason i wanted to mention Johnny Whitworth is because it would seem that he just gets better looking as he gets older yet still manages to keep his boyish smile.

johnny's film list includes:

1. Valediction (2010) (post-production) .... Nathan Sawyer
2. Ny-Lon (2009) (TV) (completed)
3. Gamer (2009) .... Scotch
4. The Things We Carry (2009) .... Jeremiah
5. Reach for Me (2009) .... Kevin
6. "CSI: Miami" .... Detective Jake Berkeley / ... (11 episodes, 2006-2008)
... aka "CSI: Weekends" (USA: promotional title)
- Resurrection (2008) TV episode .... ATF Agent Jake Berkeley
- Stand Your Ground (2007) TV episode .... Detective Jake Berkeley
- Sunblock (2007) TV episode .... Detective Jake Berkeley
- Deep Freeze (2007) TV episode .... Detective Jake Berkeley
- Bang, Bang, Your Debt (2007) TV episode .... Detective Jake Berkeley
(6 more)
7. Pathology (2008) .... Griffin Cavenaugh
8. 3:10 to Yuma (2007) .... Darden
9. Factory Girl (2006) .... Silver George
10. "Without a Trace" .... Miles Sussmann (1 episode, 2006)
... aka "W.A.T" (USA: short title)
- White Balance (2006) TV episode .... Miles Sussmann
11. "Numb3rs" .... Dante Baker (1 episode, 2005)
... aka "Num3ers" (USA: promotional title)
- Obsession (2005) TV episode .... Dante Baker
12. "Cold Case" .... Maurice Warfield 1978 (1 episode, 2005)
- Blank Generation (2005) TV episode .... Maurice Warfield 1978
13. "The Handler" .... Denver (1 episode, 2003)
- Homewrecker's Ball (2003) TV episode .... Denver
14. Wuthering Heights (2003) (TV) .... Hendrix
15. Kiss the Bride (2002) .... Marty Weinberg
16. A.K.A. Birdseye (2002) .... Trent Doone
... aka Birdseye (USA)
17. The Anarchist Cookbook (2002) .... Sweeney
18. "The Shield" .... Effi Montecito (1 episode, 2002)
- Cupid & Psycho (2002) TV episode .... Effi Montecito
19. "Providence" .... Jason Zeller (1 episode, 2001)
- Home Sweet Home (2001) TV episode .... Jason Zeller
20. "NYPD Blue" .... Jason Bazedon (1 episode, 2001)
- Dying to Testify (2001) TV episode .... Jason Bazedon
21. Valentine (2001) .... Max Raimi
22. Shadow Hours (2000) .... Tron
23. Bullslingers (2000)

24. Me and Will (1999) .... Fred
25. Out in Fifty (1999) .... Whitey
26. Hell's Kitchen (1998) .... Patty
... aka Hell's Kitchen N.Y.C. (USA)
27. Can't Hardly Wait (1998) (voice) (uncredited) .... Gum Boy
28. In God's Hands (1998) (uncredited) .... Lead Singer
29. The Rainmaker (1997) .... Donny Ray Black
... aka John Grisham's The Rainmaker (USA: complete title)
30. "Gun" .... James Munday (1 episode, 1997)
... aka "Robert Altman's Gun"
- The Hole (1997) TV episode .... James Munday
31. Somebody Is Waiting (1996) .... Leon
32. Empire Records (1995) .... A.J.
... aka Empire
... aka Rock & Fun
33. Bye Bye Love (1995) .... Max Cooper
34. "Party of Five" .... P.K. Strickler (2 episodes, 1994)
- Fathers and Sons (1994) TV episode .... P.K. Strickler
- Pilot (1994) TV episode .... P.K. Strickler


i hope you will go out and get yourself a johnny whitworth hit!


Saturday, August 1, 2009

Suicide Girls

you wanna know whats hot? suicide girls are hot. theres just something about tattoos and piercings on a chick that drives me mental. however, upon meditation, i have decided the reason for this is because my first girlfriend had a tattoo and a tongue piercing. but thats besides the point cause i dont wanna talk about my ex. i wanna talk about sexy suicide girls and which ones are my particular favourites and just what about them that draws me in...

has got to be her face in general. her jawline is so awesomely sculptured!

has wicked hair and kudos to the awesome artwork in the background.

wicked. ass. make up.

i seriously wish i had her hair!!!

check out the tatt on her chest. wicked even though its a coloured one.

her hat will be mine....

kudos for the phone...

really like her leg band... plus she reminds me of tash and tash is hot and sexy as!

marvel at the sexyness,



wow just thought id blog to show my surprise at 4music having a rock session and actually showing decent music for once instead of dodgy chart crap. ive had the pleasure of nirvana, alien ant farm, blink 182, all american reects, greenday, my chemical romance, the rasmus and more.

kudos to you 4music, you've redeemed yourself!

time for me to piss off,